Объявление!
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А то прошлый раз самолет упал, и такая неразбериха получилась.
В деревне на столбе висело объявление:
КАЛЮ ДРОВА
тел **-*-**
Мне чето кажется вы ресурсом промахнулись, мож вам лучше фишках пописать…
В деревне на столбе висело объявление:
КАЛЮ ДРОВА
тел **-*-**
Вы местную барахолку почитайте, там и не такое увидите.
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