Поделись ты девушкой своей и она ещё не раз к тебе вернётся.
коллектив у нас хороший, а люди - го@но…
Сколько гостя не корми- все равно нажрется.
Не делай сегодня то, что можно не делать завтра! 😇
Государство есть совокупность отдельно взятых чиновников, придающих личной выгоде статус общественных интересов.
Дурак не ошибается никогда!( из фильма “9 дней одного года” )
C кем поведешься - так тебе и надо…
“Не пили Сук на которых сидишь”
Не до сук!
“Из говна пуля не получится”
Из дерьма можно сделать конфету, только конфета получится дерьмовая.
Незнание законов природы не освобождает от уплаты алиментов
Есть многое на свете, друг Гораций, чего нельзя во время менструаций.
Мужчины потому мочатся стоя, что им есть за что держаться.
Красиво жить не запретишь. Но помешать можно…
Лучше фаллический символ, чем символический фаллос.
Весна… Робко пробиваются из-под юбок первые коленки…
И создал Бог женщинy… Сyщество полyчилось злобное, но забавное.
Американские университеты – это то место, где российские евреи преподают математику китайцам.
Бесплатному сыру в дырки не заглядывают…
Лучше иметь синицу, когда она в руках!
* Не спеши, а то успеешь!
Будет и на вашем кладбище праздник.
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