Шел медведь по лесу, видит - машина горит. Испугался и убежал.
Ага… пошел мальчик в лес пописать, увидел медведя - заодно и пока…л
А тема “Совершенно несмешные анегдоты(даже не анекдоты а так чёрти что!)” отсутствует!!!Юмор какой то сисадминский!!!
если вы думаете что на башорге сидят сисадмины , то там их уже лет 5 нет. и там сидят юзвери которые думают что они понимают сисадминский юмор и придумывают как им кажется актуальные шутки в ай ти сфере.
GAGARIN:
x0: зобацал часы с кукушкой на серваке
x0: в cron.hourly пешу скрыпт
KUKU=`/bin/date +%I`
while [ $KUKU -gt 0 ]; do
eject /dev/cdrom
cat /root/xxx/kuku.au > /dev/dsp
eject -t /dev/cdrom
KUKU=$((KUKU-1))
done
x0: ночальнег в полдень зашел и окуел
x0: сцуко спасская биг тауэр
улыбнуло.
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