Вомбат, котяня, котяня, вомбат.
Ты шкуры не прятал за спины щенят.
Летят котаны и медведи горят.
Так пьет ё вомбат, ё вомбат.
Вомбат, котяня, котяня, вомбат.
За нами Россия, наш лес, PARTY HARD!
А конь - батарея, а конь - патефон!
Вомбат ё под кайфом он!
Итак, гвозди. Видно, канеш, плохо… объясню своими словами. Обломок доски найден на помойке, гвозди 200 стрельнул у гробовщиков, которые в соседнем подъезде работают, а мелкие гвозди, которыми прибиты гвозди таки покупал. Правда давно. 😃
С одним из гвоздей случилось страшное - он сломался. 😃 Не спрашивайте как… просто сломался. Просто я у мамы сильный. Очень.
Пришлось сварить. Сварить гвоздь.
(с)ГрафЪ ИоаннЪ
То же. Надпись над одним из кабинетов детской больницы г. Архангельска.
Самое тупое здесь то, что я так и не понял чем “врачихи” её написали. Это не на принтере, не тушь и не фломастер…
В целом, сие объявление полностью отображает уровень детского здравоохранения в этой стране.
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