Веселые картинки (часть 2)
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_- У нас тут на первом этаже все евреи. Во втором подъезде один, и у нас на работе ещё один. Погодите, я вам сейчас его адрес напишу.
- Женщина, успокойтесь. Я почтальон._
Нова форма… в шутке напечатанной 4-5 лет назад оказалась лишь доля шутки 😃
Напомнило:
начало - ёмкость для сыпучих тел
середина - дамский угодник
окончание - категорическое приказание рыбе
А всё вместе - вкусное кушанье
(ответ: кулебяка с рисом)
антиофф:
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