Веселые картинки (часть 1)
Веселые картинки (часть 1)
Веселые картинки (часть 1)
Brandvik :
Вообще говорят “Молоко вдвойне смешней если после огурцов” 😉
Меня больше всего песня вставила, и дружеские объятия 😂
Пол часа успокоиться не мог…
…
Antenboy_E :
Меня больше всего песня вставила
Гораздо смешнее, на мой взгляд, переделаный текст:
“Яйца у людей разные,
А у нас одно на двоих…”
CARBoNEUM :
Тока не “гей”, а “эмо”. Было бы вернее!😃
Baloo :
Тока не “гей”, а “эмо”. Было бы вернее!😃
Эмо черно-розовые.
6wings :
Гораздо смешнее, на мой взгляд, переделаный текст:
“Яйца у людей разные,
А у нас одно на двоих…”
“мОзги у людей разные, а вас один на …”
Извините вырвалось, неудержался 😃
Анекдот прочитал! Он, наверное, про нас: Не трогай мой нос! Он и так на соплях держится.
Причём знак дабл экшн, проехавшему-- в догонку!
Кашерно!
Наш домашний сфинкс! не очень смешно, но зато прикольно))
Dreik :
Причём знак дабл экшн, проехавшему-- в догонку! **
Приятель давно так ходил по улице на дороге которй была лужа… Ходил по тротуару - показывая издалека водителям авто камень в руке - чтоб не обрызгали… Вы знаете - помогало - все снижали скорость… 😛
Загадка:
Как называется место где пекут пироги и жарят прочую еду?
Кухня или пекарня - ответы неправильные!
Правильный ответ на фото:
new225 :
😃 Жигуль понравился!😃
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