я встал, лопата лежит в машине, но везу тёщу на дачу - хтит глянуть, чем я там в прошлом году занимался, а в обмен обещала лопатой помахать, дорожки почистить:)
я встал, лопата лежит
Начало было очень правильным. Я бы сказал, мужчинским.
тёщу на дачу
Но потом началась нездоровая вибрация. Если не сказать хуже.
обещала лопатой помахать
Задёшево ты отдался.
P.S. Хочу заметить, и это всё без сала… Страмота!
Страмота!
я сам в шоке)
Ну как там тёща после махания лопатой? 😃
после махания лопатой?
пришлось всю работу взять на себя:( грю же - попал по полной:)
попал по полной
И никто не напомнил ему,
Что во время посадки картошки
Не прилично скрываться в хлеву
И частушки играть на гармошке…
Также петь неприлично в хлеву,
И обедать, и прятать заначки,
И курить до обеда траву,
И таскать колбасу у собачки.
Дима, не всё сразу.
Таки пить, предохраняться или таблетки?
Завтра кто будет
Всенепременно!
{"assets_hash":"a8b26fa7f6e768b07a72c8c9aadb9422","page_data":{"users":{"3e9692963df95500777966da":{"_id":"3e9692963df95500777966da","hid":1576,"name":"Concord","nick":"Concord","avatar_id":null,"css":""},"3fc4c4d13df95500777957e9":{"_id":"3fc4c4d13df95500777957e9","hid":2522,"name":"Evgeny","nick":"Evgeny","avatar_id":null,"css":""},"434030c43df955007778ef38":{"_id":"434030c43df955007778ef38","hid":9418,"name":"psn151","nick":"psn151","avatar_id":null,"css":""},"464766fc3df9550077784534":{"_id":"464766fc3df9550077784534","hid":23058,"name":"Gusha","nick":"Gusha","avatar_id":null,"css":""},"46dfff843df9550077781457":{"_id":"46dfff843df9550077781457","hid":27663,"name":"Stork1","nick":"Stork1","avatar_id":null,"css":""},"481d8c2c3df955007777b483":{"_id":"481d8c2c3df955007777b483","hid":34124,"name":"mr_nd","nick":"mr_nd","avatar_id":null,"css":""},"491188403df9550077775ce1":{"_id":"491188403df9550077775ce1","hid":40283,"name":"dimmon72","nick":"dimmon72","avatar_id":null,"css":""},"49c52f433df9550077770457":{"_id":"49c52f433df9550077770457","hid":45725,"name":"пристав","nick":"пристав","avatar_id":null,"css":""},"4af857f33df95500777680c0":{"_id":"4af857f33df95500777680c0","hid":56334,"name":"CaHbI4","nick":"CaHbI4","avatar_id":null,"css":""},"4b6eafdd3df9550077764a40":{"_id":"4b6eafdd3df9550077764a40","hid":60821,"name":"K69","nick":"K69","avatar_id":null,"css":""},"4ccd95823df955007775a86d":{"_id":"4ccd95823df955007775a86d","hid":74162,"name":"LVV","nick":"LVV","avatar_id":null,"css":""}},"settings":{"can_see_ip":false,"can_report_abuse":false,"can_see_hellbanned":false,"forum_can_view":true,"forum_can_reply":false,"forum_edit_max_time":30,"forum_can_close_topic":false,"forum_show_ignored":false,"forum_mod_can_delete_topics":false,"forum_mod_can_hard_delete_topics":false,"forum_mod_can_see_hard_deleted_topics":false,"forum_mod_can_edit_posts":false,"forum_mod_can_pin_topic":false,"forum_mod_can_edit_titles":false,"forum_mod_can_close_topic":false,"can_vote":false,"forum_mod_can_add_infractions":false,"forum_topic_title_min_length":10,"forum_reply_old_post_threshold":30,"votes_add_max_time":168,"forum_show_post_interval":7,"can_see_deleted_users":false},"section":{"_id":"61c9a54c3df9550077bb50de","hid":22,"title":"Встречи, даты","parent":"61c9a54c3df9550077bb50fc","description":"Реальное общение авиамоделистов из разных городов.","is_category":false,"is_votable":true,"is_writable":true,"cache":{"topic_count":2526,"post_count":754713,"last_post":"673b357c290c7c6120db17e9","last_topic":"4e84ca3c3df9550077494ed9","last_topic_hid":249731,"last_topic_title":"Город Домодедово - летает!","last_ts":"2024-11-18T12:39:24.781Z","last_user":"4de802e13df9550077751bd3"}},"topic":{"_id":"4c2c13aa3df9550077727f45","hid":205348,"title":"Марьинский парк (c 01.07.2010)","views_count":2427471,"last_post_counter":71700,"cache":{"post_count":67885,"first_post":"4c2c13aa3df9550077729955","first_ts":"2010-07-01T04:03:54.000Z","first_user":"4b6eafdd3df9550077764a40","last_post":"620ab44fb0da16009797d584","last_post_hid":71700,"last_ts":"2022-02-14T19:58:07.741Z","last_user":"3e9692963df95500777966da"},"st":1,"section":"61c9a54c3df9550077bb50de"},"subscription":null,"pagination":{"total":67885,"per_page":25,"chunk_offset":5711},"posts_list_before_post":["paginator","datediff"]},"locale":"en-US","user_id":"000000000000000000000000","user_hid":0,"user_name":"","user_nick":"","user_avatar":null,"is_member":false,"settings":{"can_access_acp":false,"can_use_dialogs":false,"hide_heavy_content":false},"unread_dialogs":false,"footer":{"rules":{"to":"common.rules"},"contacts":{"to":"rco-nodeca.contacts"}},"navbar":{"tracker":{"to":"users.tracker","autoselect":false,"priority":10},"forum":{"to":"forum.index"},"blogs":{"to":"blogs.index"},"clubs":{"to":"clubs.index"},"market":{"to":"market.index.buy"}},"recaptcha":{"public_key":"6LcyTs0dAAAAADW_1wxPfl0IHuXxBG7vMSSX26Z4"},"layout":"common.layout"}
