а мне, как лингвисту-любителю очень нравится вот этот:
A woman from Michigan and another woman from the East coast
were seated side by side on an airplane. The woman from Michigan,
being friendly and all, said: “So, where are you from?”
The East coast woman said, “From a place where they know better
than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.”
The woman from Michigan sat quietly for a few moments and then
replied, “So, where are you from, bitch?”
😃
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China .
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China .
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China ?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China .
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China !
Condi: Hu is leading China
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China ?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he’s dead in the Middle East .
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China ?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China . Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
А нет вспомнил как-то читал авиамодельный толковый словарь, там было много всего но помню лишь разъяснение что есть эпоксидка - это материал полностью замещающий бальзу вконструкции модели к концу сезона.
Жызненна ! Мне понравилсо 😃
Q. What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A. A good start
Добавить нечего, разве что еще лоерюг 😃
Q. What do you call a thousand lawyers …
Why don’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
И. Франк Английский шутя (английские и американские анекдоты)
Забавно, забавно, но складывается впечатление, что по ширине захвата тем и промешиванию в глубину пластов времен-персонажей-обстоятельств мы все-таки впереди ))
Мне было бы стыдно за поверхностное суждение, но толком не слышал емких, пестрых и необычных анекдотов от иностранцев. Более того, наши истории звучат для их ушей щокирующе ) глаза округляются ) а смех идет из глубины и задворков нетревоженных зон головного мозга.
Может, жизнь наша более анекдотична?
На каждом углу найдется смешилка?
зы: возможно, не сами анекдоты столь важны на языке оригинала, сколько сам принцип, необычность. (Локализация и призма иных условий жизни понятна, она отличается, бесспорно)
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