МЕГАБОЙАНЧЕГ!!! Ты б еще ссылку на леночкин клитор, продавца мопедов, или мухолет дал!!!
Юноша, Вы неправы! Продавца мопедов, или мухолет - лишь это из перечисленного мегабояны. А остальное - нет! Спасибо за ссылки! 😅
Снесла курочка ряба дедушке яичко. Начисто снесла… (с)FIDO 😃
verik дед ночью спит, вдруг просыпается, слышит приближающийся звук “тыгдым-тыгдым-ТЫГДЫМ”, затем стук в дверь.тыгдымский ко КУРОЧКА!
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Он попутал курицу с оленями - это им рога пилят 😛
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